February 2012
julian casablancas: [indistinguishable lyrics]
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My Propeller
Interviewer: “My propeller won’t spin and I can’t get it started on my own/when are you arriving?” Is this an uncharacteristically sexual lyric from the young maestro of kitchen sink/sink estate realism?
Alex Turner: “If that was a euphemism, then I wouldn’t be saying that my propeller wouldn’t spin — ’cos you wouldn’t wanna go shouting that out, would you?”
Nick O'Malley: “I can’t get a hard-on.”
“I used to work at a supermarket, stacking shelves, very interesting. Frozen and...”
– Nick O’Malley (via officialvillevalo)
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jjoespurgeon:
1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
cows are females
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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